I WIN!!!

last nite was just stupid. went to the hot drink contest with the roomies...hahaha i feel like im still in college! anyway, lindsey met us there and we were supposed to get samples of all the drinks, but for whatever reason, where we were sitting we only ended up getting ONE sample, of which lindsey and i took two. haha thats how we roll. so, we were finally like this is stupid, and i was tired, so i was only going to drop her off at star bar, but then decided i wanted to shoot some pool. so i go in, we meet up with the wheelers and play a couple games. now, earlier in the evening i told kyle, who i will elaborate on momentarily, that i was still going to the sasquatch show, regardless of what tyme i'll get out of work. so, in a nutshell, he ends up saying that hes still hung up on his ex. now, its not like i really liked this kid in the first place, so at this point i decide he's going to become my play thing, and that im going to experiment on him. also because hes extremely vulernable. haha so as awful as this sounds, im not trying to break hearts, i just cant believe the sheer number of dudes hung up on their exs. anyway...
so the poor kid is trying to explain himself through texts and in reply im being, by my standards, a huge bitch. by everyone else's standards, i was probably just being sensible and logical. hes apologizing for every point i make. and then, probably bitchiest of all, i say i shoulda known you were a bad idea when we went dutch at dinner.
:clueless: whats dutch?
halvsies.
oh, im sorry. (again!!) i shoulda paid.
i think i said yes.
haha
so, i just continue to mortify him for pretty much everything he's ever done in his menial little rhode island life, and pretty much his entire existence. then, i think my favourite is when he asks "can we still be friends?" bahahahaha
poor ole chap.

I WIN!


so as previously stated, i stayed to shoot pool with the gang. having already been fired up from this little incident with kyle, i figure why not roll with it. ;-) so i send will, also stupid, a message saying, and i quote:
"by the way, what i wanted to say that one nite, and every nite you've ignored me, is fuck off"
probably not necessary, but its a nice little jab and i was looking to do a great deal of jabbing las nite. had i not been at star bar, with lindsey, and obviously DRUNk, i would not have done this. so he sends something to me like why are you so angry? i start texting back and for some reason i looked up and there he is walking right towards me. i wish i could have seen my own face, because it was completely blind sided. hes saying "really? really? really? (like he does) why are you so angry?" i cant even remember what i said, but it certainly wasnt nice. lindsey said some pretty nasty shit to him to and bought me a beer on his tab. hahahah i was particularily fond of this move. so he goes over to the other side of the bar and i can see him staring at me for like 20 minutes, and then finally he gets up to leave. so that was that, i go home and im stuffing my face, cursing him, and thinking of the audacity of whatever he said to me, because i cannot recall now what that may have been. i go upstairs to go to bed, and he calls me. he wants me to come over. im like "really? really? really? (like he does)" and i said NO. for once. i said no! no no no no NOOOOOO!!!! i said it!!!! im getting better at it. its very empowering to say no. its a strong word like hate, cunt, and other offensive words that i will leave out. tehe
anywho, so i told him no. then he said he was coming to my house. then i said do you even know where i live, and he says i thought you were coming here. i said no again (!). then he says your bed is tiny, i'll call you a cab, and proceeds with pleading me to come to his house. i said no and i rolled over. and then i said:



I WIN.